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Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

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The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

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Cosmopolis (2012)

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

Our review of Peter Jackson’s fourth Tolkien-inspired movie, a prequel to The Lord of the Rings trilogy and first part of a new trilogy, based on The Hobbit…a much, much, much shorter book.



Skyfall (2012)

Quantum of Solace (2008)

Our review of the twenty-second James Bond film and the one we’ve watched the least, for reasons that will be clear as glass if you give me…oh, say, fourteen or so minutes of your time.



Die Another Day (2002)

Our review of the twentieth James Bond movie. God help us all.



The World Is Not Enough (1999)

Our review of the nineteenth James Bond film, and the beginning, after a temporary flirtation with being awesome, of the franchise’s downward slide back into vacuous, bandwagon-jumping  irrelevancy.



Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

How could I not review Halloween on Halloween? And how could a movie this predictable hurt so much?



Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Our review of the eighteenth James Bond movie. May the ghost of Cubby Broccoli watch over us as the Brosnan Age continues.